Fun/Humour

Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

People that don't know me think I'm shy.

People that do know me wish I were.

SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!

The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.

Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!

I can't make you want me,

All I can do is stalk you and hope you give in.[grin]

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted

I don't need your attitude, I have one of my own

I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?

It's not that I'm antisocial. I just don't like you.

Lets TOAST to Lying,Cheating, and Stealing....if your gonna Lie..Lie for a Friend. If your gonna Cheat...Cheat Death, If your gonna Steal...Steal a Heart!...If your gonna DRINK...Drink With Me!!!...Cheers.

Don't follow me, I am lost too!

I'm outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs.

I smile because i have no idea what's going on.

I refuse to answer that question on the basis that I don't have the answer.

I think... therefore I'm single.

Please don't interupt me while im ignoring you.

Each day I get up in the morning praying to God that everyone should get a friend like you...why should only I have to suffer!

"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk."

Good Girls are only Bad girls who did not get caught!!

god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you .... well we all make mistakes

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me

Ociffer. Iswear to drunk I'm not God. There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it.

I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.

I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

Never try to drown your troubles... Especially if he can swim.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.

Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk I have a work station.

By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he's usually wrong.

Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems which, without them, we wouldn't have.

There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.

There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right side.

An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.